Boy or Girl? Boy or Girl?

Julia and I have been attempting to figure out whether or not we will be having a boy or a girl. We have taken to the internet in order to learn the sex of our baby. Below are twelve wives tales which have “scientifically” proven the sex of our baby.

If Julia is craving ice cream every single day than it’s a girl. If she is craving salty or sour stuff, it’s a boy.

a.      Julia has been craving salty or sour stuff: It’s a boy

If Julia eats the ends of bread, it’s a boy. If she eats the middle of the loaf it’s a girl.

b.      Julia likes the middle of the loaf: It’s a girl

If Julia is carrying high, it’s a girl. If she is carrying low, it’s a boy.

c.       Julia is carrying low: It’s a boy

If the spouse is really moody, it’s a girl. If Julia is moody, it’s a boy.

d.      Julia claims I’m moody: It’s a girl

If Julia is graceful throughout her pregnancy, it’s a girl. If she’s clumsy, it’s a boy.

e.      Julia is clumsy: It’s a boy

If Julia prefers to lie on her left side, it’s a boy. If she prefers her right side, it’s a girl.

f.        Julia prefers her right side: It’s a girl.

If the dad-to-be gains weight while wife is pregnant, it’s a girl. If not, it’s a boy.

g.      I’m gaining weight: It’s a girl.

If Julia has no morning sickness, it’s a boy. If she is sick or feels really nauseous, it’s a girl.

h.      Julia is really nauseous: It’s a girl.

If Julia is having headaches, it’s a boy. If not, it’s a girl.

i.        Julia is having headaches: It’s a boy.

It is said that when you can only think of specific names for a boy or a girl, you will have that particular baby.

j.        I already know what I’m naming our child: It’s a girl.

If you pick up a key at the top (the roundest part), you are going to have a boy. If you pick up the key at the bottom (smallest part), you are going to have a girl. If you happen to grab the key in the middle, it’s twins.

k.       Julia grabbed the key in the middle: It’s twins!

If you have acne while pregnant, it’s a girl. If not, it’s a boy.

l.        Julia won’t let me answer this one

If these scientifically proven old wives tales are any indication it looks like everyone is going to be buying us pink baby clothes because, IT’S A GIRL!!!