You know you live in Africa when:
- you seen an American product in the grocery store and you buy five of them because you might never see it again.
- women breast feeding in public doesn't cause you to look twice.
- you carry a roll of toilet paper everywhere you go.
- you answer to "white man", even if your a woman
- your feet are covered in red clay
- you fall asleep to the sound of bats, goats, pigs, and donkeys
- you are invited to eat a meal with everyone in town
- you place your furniture in close proximity to fans
- you get excited when packages or cars arrive in the mail
- you talk about all of the great restaurants you would eat at if you were in America
- you laugh at people on Facebook who complain about traffic and the weather
- you get excited when an email is sent on the first try
- you get excited when the internet works
- you read more books in eight months than you ever did in high school or college combined
- a three hour church service feels normal
- you are used to dodging farm animals and craters in the ground as you drive.
- you smell body odor and you don't worry because you know it NOT you.
- you only drink filtered water
- you bath in bug spray before going out at dawn and dusk
- you have a guard patrol your house at night. More for the snakes than intruders.
- you pay 70 USD for a twenty four pack of Dr. Pepper and it's worth every penny.
- you barter for your vegetables in market
- you pray all the food wont be scattered all over the floor when you go to the grocery store
- you have named all of the lizards in your house
- you sit down to make a list, "You know you live in Africa when..." and in a few minutes you have filled two pages and the list keeps going and going. I guess I will stop for now.